It was a beautiful day today and I went to the beach with some friends.
However, we were all having fun and then we had to come away because of the absolutely disgusting behaviour we saw on the sands.
A man and a woman were having an almighty argument in front of lots of children, then all of a sudden the woman hit the man in the head and it went balistic! There was a massive brawl and someone called the Police. This poor Policeman turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the Policeman AND his wife!
Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!